Portrait of the Artist As a Wanted Man

Perhaps more than any other comic artist, Art Spiegelman ushered the graphic novel into the literary mainstream with his Maus, Vols. 1 and 2-Boxed Set, snagging a Pulitzer along the way. He has remained, however, a champion of underground comics and anti-censorship causes. You can order a copy directly from BarnesandNoble.com.

THE ESCAPE TO NEW YORK almost ended with a flat. Hunched over the wheel of his rental truck, the scrawny, 27-year-old slacker was speeding through the Daytona backwoods when he heard the bang. He thought it was a gunshot. After all, he was on the run and this was northern Florida, the kind of Deliverance country he was trying to permanently fade from his rearview mirror.

He pulled into a dilapidated Dairy Queen where, unable to change the tire himself, he had no choice but to call for help. As he waited through the sweltering July afternoon, the squeamishness started to creep back in, that same feeling that had riddled him with ulcers and sleepless nights.

There was plenty to sweat. He wondered how the gaspump cracker would react to some punk with peroxide-blond hair hanging down to his ass. Even worse, he thought someone might bust open his trunk and find his illegal goods. Then again, it would have been tough to recognize the stash. He wasn't smuggling weapons or drugs; his contraband was his art.

For Mike Diana, the first artist in U.S. history to be convicted of obscenity, the troubles began seven years earlier around Christmas. It was 1990 and Largo, Florida, like the rest of the state, was hunting for the killer of five University of Florida students. Diana had just come back from shopping with his mother when an unmarked car screeched up to his house like something straight out of "Cops." As he watched the officers heading towards his door, all he was thinking about was a parking ticket he forgot to pay.

Instead, the police waved Diana's comic zine, Boiled Angel, and informed the shy convenience store clerk that because of crude stoner doodlings like "Baby Fucked Dog Food" and "God Up My Ass" he was a suspect in the Gainesville murders. Though the ensuing blood test proved negative, Tampa's blue-haired shuffleboard community would take another shot at him in 1994 for something more creative -- publishing, advertising and distributing obscene materials. This time, they'd win.

With the rejection of his appeal last summer, Diana was finally faced with serving the sentence: three years probation, $3,000 in fines, eight hours of community service per week, mandatory psychological evaluations and a journalism ethics course at his own expense. He was also ordered to refrain from drawing anything that could be considered obscene, even for his own personal use -- subject to warrantless searches of his home. By the time the reporters screeched up his driveway, Diana was gone.

"Crumb's cartoons are postcards from the 'late' Sixties... a brief, pre-feminist interlude in which pornography struck many on the left as a progressive antidote to sexual hypocrisy and repression rather than an insidious form of cultural violence against women." Or so Tom Perrotta argues in Bad Vibrations. Here, Perrotta also maps the common ground between Crumb and Brian Wilson, the infamous Beach Boy turned recluse.

One cyber-reporter covered a 1996 obscenity trial in Bellingham, WA, posting daily dispatches about the county's proceedings against two vendors of the underground magazine Answer Me!. "Fuhrer-for-Life McEachran then called his running-dog lackey Det. Mark Green to the stand," wrote this spirited, if not entirely objective chronicler of free expression and jurisprudence.

"Hopefully, nobody's going to come and drag me back to Florida," he says from his new home in Long Island. After losing his second appeal in January, his lawyers managed to have his sentence moved to New York (an original ruling that would require Diana to stay beyond 15 feet of a minor was recently dropped). Now it's up to this state to stay on top of it. "In Florida they would probably love to enforce the sentence," says Susan Alston, director of the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund, "but in New York they'll probably laugh." Together with the ACLU, the CBLDF and Diana's attorneys are petitioning the U.S. Supreme Court.

What does it take to be obscene in the eyes of Uncle Sam? A 1973 California case established a three-fold definition: the average person, applying contemporary community standards, would find that the material, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest; the material depicts sexual conduct in a "patently offensive" manner; the material, as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political or scientific value.

Or, as prosecutor Stuart Baggish interpreted it: "Pinellas County has its own identity. It doesn't have to accept what is acceptable in the bathhouses of San Francisco...and the crack alleys of New York."

Never before has the government successfully prosecuted an artist for obscenity. Not that they haven't tried. There have been numerous cases where a distributor has been found guilty of disseminating so-called obscene material (a McCarthy-era case ruined Bill Gaines' EC Comics but, ultimately led to his creation of MAD magazine). Nailing an individual has proved more difficult because of the Miller test's slippery criteria. The 1966 Massachusetts Supreme Court case against William S. Burroughs ended when the judge determined that Naked Lunch, though offensive, possessed literary merit.

Now, Florida seems to be picking up where Massachusetts left off. The state is famous for going after nasty boys like Jim Morrison (for allegedly unleashing his zipper snake at a Miami concert), 2 Live Crew, and Pee Wee Herman. Ironically, Pinellas County boasts the most famous psychosexual shrine in the world, The Salvador Dali Museum, which features a painting called "The Profanation of the Host," a depraved Eucharist hallucination Dali painted when was the same age as the town's homegrown heretic, Mike Diana.

Though he says he's relieved to be in the city, crack alleys and all, Diana still fears the residual witch hunt from his hometown. He says the best consequence of being found obscene has been increased sales, but the worst is going to bed every night afraid that someone might break down his door and throw him back in jail for drawing an erect penis.

"I'm not a child molester," he drawls in his turtle voice, "I'm just an artist. They don't know what art is down there in Florida."

Although he insists his trailer park childhood was "happy," the sickly loner found something else to inspire his crude, violent drawings: Catholicism. Largo's stream of wealthy retirees who, Diana says, "get senile and start falling for God and stuff," spawned up to four churches per mile. Every Sunday, Diana was being dragged "kicking and screaming" to services, an experience that would later feed Boiled Angel toons like "Get a Prize in Every Box of Jesus Freaks Cereal!" and "Priests Fuck Little Boyz!!"

The Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg, Florida has exhibited work by and about the Surrealist painter, as well as other artists, for fifteen years. Its collection includes a relatively early painting, Apparatus and Hand

The Platform for Internet Content Selection (PICS) is a new and improved solution to the sex and violence on the Net conundrum. But as Joshua Micah Marshall argues in The Trouble with PICS, what seems like "an elegant and unobjectionable solution to the problem of making the Internet safe for children and families" has hidden costs. "In a PICS world you seldom know what you're not seeing," which makes it an extremely efficient censor.

"I used to sit near the front," he recalls, "and watch all the teenage girls sticking their tongues out, getting a wafer, swallowing the body of Christ all the way down. I could picture some old pervert priest hanging over the altar boys, 'God wants you to bend over and sucketh thy.'" As Diana soon learned, "anything that goes against the church, it's like the Mafia or something."

Of course, all this attention has helped Boiled Angel find its way into zine history and now the racks of Tower Books. Diana's work has garnered an international audience through big city shows and altcomic mainstays like World War 3 and Snake Eyes. With a documentary film about his case in the making, Diana might become the most famously controversial comic artist since R. Crumb.

For others who are 'tooning in the underground, Diana's saga has ominous implications. Art Spiegelman, the Pulitzer Prize-winning creator of Maus (first published in zines), believes the case perpetuates a bias against comic art. "There's still an assumption that if it's in comic book form, then it must be for kids," he says. "There's a danger in using children as an excuse for censoring comics. It infantilizes adults."

Peter Kuper, a comic artist who served as an expert witness for Diana's defense, insists prosecutor Baggish played on the fears of the jury to gain a conviction. To add some perspective during the trial, Kuper compared the violent nature of Diana's work to Edvard Munch's, "The Scream." "This is the youth of America screaming out how desperate the situation is," Kuper later said. "What's amazing to me is that [Diana's] talking about victimization: kids being victimized by the church, by authorities, by parents. What happens? He gets totally victimized by the system. It couldn't be more ironic."

Diana's new friends agree. One of his recent collaborators is Kembra, the lead singer of New York's notorious macabre rock band, The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black. She warns that, even for New Yorkers, Diana's saga has ominous implications. "This might not be as much of a redneck state as Florida, but we're always being censored here," Kembra says, citing the recent rash of bar raids downtown."We're in danger all the time."

While Diana awaits for a response from the Supreme Court, he spends his days churning out new art (like a black-light painting inspired by the Hale-Bopp suicide cult). To help pay off his fines, he works the occasional Friday night at Squeezebox, the pansexual party at a club called Don Hill's. His gig: go-go dancing in drag. Though it might seem incongruous to picture the timid recluse shimmying on the bar in stockings and nosebleed heels, it makes perfect sense. Diana always had the devil inside him, he just was in the wrong place to let it all hang out. His New York sanctuary is divine retribution. As Kuper says, "this will only confirm what they're thinking in Florida. He's with all the drag queens and serial killers now; he hasn't repented one iota."

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